|Our newest model, the NutriMat VII (left), represents a great|
leap forward in drink dispenser technology. When the consumer
presses the touch panel on top, the device will instantly send
harmless electrical currents through the neural pathways of the
user, determining exactly what sort of drink they will most enjoy,
and scientifically deducing their precise nutritional requirements.
The whole process takes a tiny fraction of a second. After this
is complete, the machine dispenses a hot cup of our delicious
Advanced Tea Substitute (patent pending). Share and enjoy!
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